Friday, 17 April 2009

H.S.Shinn Official Letter

Dear Selected one,

Out of the few million people, 6 have been selected through various tests and judgement by the
Supreme Jury and have emerged to form the 1st ever Generation-01 of H.S.Shinn.

WELCOME!~
To the H. S. Shinn Gang.

In case you are interested, our gang headquarters is at No. 3838438 Bishan Avenue, Blk 747474.
By joining,
you have many benefits!
like:
Free Parking at Tanglin Mall for the first two minutes every public holiday
1% off Popular voucher
60% hospital and drug bill aid
Free insurance against UFOs
A seventh-hand PS1 Memory Card
Gundam plushies
All-you can eat buffet in Germany's famous "Schieser's Fishball House"
Prices range from
Original-$5
Half eaten-$20
From Germany-$1
From Pakistan-$0.50
NEW*
Regurgitated Fishballs(3 choices:Liquidy, Solidy OR in between) @ $100

The first meeting will be held in Pakistan on 42nd January 2009. Further details will be given at a later date.

Thank you for your Kind Attention.
(Credits to Marcus...)

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